And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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