do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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