Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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