what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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