Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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