Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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