just come out here and I will go home with you...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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