Only a mothe r could love this liver
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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