He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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