Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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