i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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