girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
do nipples grow back?
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