Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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