Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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