somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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