my vag is so smooth its legendary
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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