he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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