I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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