Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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