The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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