one word: firstdatebathroomanal
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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