New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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