don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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