dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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