it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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