Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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