Sponge bath it is.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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