wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Congratulations! We have a period
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