walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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