can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
someone owes me an orgasm
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
