You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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