Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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