What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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