I like to think it a success when the cops are called
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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