I don't think brook has ever known best
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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