so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I need a burrito and a hug.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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