doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
True college students do jello shots in the library
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