Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ugly people sure do ruin things
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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