Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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