this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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