She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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