she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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