what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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