i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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