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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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