so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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