Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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