Your tits are I can't wait for
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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