I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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