Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm gonna have a badass scar
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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