so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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