So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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