I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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