he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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