Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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