C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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