high people should be assigned attendants
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
