Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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