We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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